Chuck Norris never leases a building, buildings lease Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a building it gets automatic LEED certification.
Little known reason for the difference between rentable square feet and usable square feet – it is the tribute to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris never calls the elevator, the elevator just shows up.
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris once leaned on a tower in Pisa. We all can see what happened.
Chuck Norris once played Jenga, the Empire State Building was the result.
Hat tip to Chuck Norris Facts.