Chuck Norris and Real Estate

Chuck Norris never leases a building, buildings lease Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris enters a building it gets automatic LEED certification.

Little known reason for the difference between rentable square feet and usable square feet – it is the tribute to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris never calls the elevator, the elevator just shows up.

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris once leaned on a tower in Pisa.  We all can see what happened.

Chuck Norris once played Jenga, the Empire State Building was the result.

Hat tip to Chuck Norris Facts.

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